Footy Slander


If a man kicks a footy in the woods and there's no one there to scream at the umpire is he still a gutless maggot?

Rhetorical question. Of course he's a maggot. And if he isn't aware of his maggot status, by golly we'll tell him. But not in a civilised manner, oh no, we'll scream it at him along with 80,000 of our closest mates.

Five billion professionally randomised insults that are offensive, nonsensical and about as valid as Sam Newman's opinion.

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